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heedra:

fuck “girl lunch” fuck “girl math” a woman is a hairy animal who sweats and grunts and excretes and hungers and gets wrinkly and dies eventually. you have to love that.

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ferrousferrule:

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prismatic-bell:


Y’all need to read this.


It was written by not just “two conservative lawyers,” but two lawyers who are MEMBERS IN GOOD STANDING OF THE FEDERALIST SOCIETY. This is important because in any other scenario, we hate these guys. The Federalist Society is basically the judicial wing of the Republican Party. Of Trump’s 61 appointments to the judicial bench, 59 are Federalist Society members. That should tell you a lot.


AND THEY THINK HIS RUN IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL.


This is definitely something you want in your back pocket.

No. Internal reactionary neocon weapons they hold in reserve to maintain power when the tyrant falls at last mean nothing to us unless the authors change, and join us, and finally fucking spend themselves to stop the tyrant instead of just making a case for the future that they were right, and true conservative values did not fail, they were failed, so we should keep giving them power over us.

I think you fail to understand.


Say you’re talking to your aunt who’s going on about political interference or whatever.


Keeping this in your back pocket means being able to say “wow, Aunt Jane, I’m sorry you feel that way. Even the Federalist Society agrees, and they’re really committed to upholding the original intentions of the constitution.” (Whether they are or are not is not relevant. That’s their party line and you’re weaponizing it.)


Your goal in that moment is not to get Aunt Jane to vote for the Democratic Party. It’s to get her to distrust Trump. This is a multistage process, and this is step one.

This. Don’t let the perfect be the enemy of the good.

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cykelops:

me: wish games had choices that actually mattered

me when games have choices that actually matter:

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I have left instruction. The people are to follow your rule in my stead
THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING
2003 | dir. Peter Jacks
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grandadtwelve:

hey so I’m sorry to break it to you but your girlfriend… well she kind of ripped open your time-space machine and looked into the time vortex…. yeah…. she’s kind of an almighty deity of unlimited power now… yeah she’s playing with life and death… it’s kinda… hot actually… like I wish my girlfriend was an almighty deity of unlimited power…. lol…. so like…. are you guys in a committed monogamous relationship? or….

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